Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tonight's Preview

Wizards @ Hawks - Yi Jianlang's presence boosts Atlanta's Asian population to a whopping two percent.

Kings @ Cavaliers - A bored Beno Udrih begins penning his memoirs during a 20-second timeout. He finishes with 5 seconds to spare.

Blazers @ Knicks - Timofey Mozgov googles "Timofey Mozgov Funk" and finds this post.

76ers @ Pacers - Mike Dunleavy Jr doesn't want to be a jerk, but the Colts play tomorrow and his Jeff Saturday jersey isn't going to iron itself.

Pistons @ Bulls - Joe Dumars rings Jerry Reinsdorf's doorbell, leaves Ben Wallace and Ben Gordon on the doorstep, and runs into the woods while giggling.

Timberwolves @ Grizzlies - David Kahn and Chris Wallace play a game of poker; the table catches fire.

Nuggets @ Rockets - Thus far the most entertaining game of the season largely because Birdman discovers Purple Drank.

Bobcats @ Bucks - Brandon Jennings is fooled by Hasheem Thabeet's deceptive slow into thinking he orbited the planet and passed Thabeet for a second time in a single play.

Hornets @ Spurs - RC Buford devises a way the Spurs can acquire Chris Paul that doesn't involve kidnap. Just kidding, they're totally going to kidnap him.


  1. Colts play on monday night!

    haha great job though, as usual.

  2. 2nd result on google LOL

  3. ROFL.
    Especially Bobcats @ Bucks
    Excellent site!