Trail Blazers @ Bulls - Luke Babbitt gets compared to Kyle Korver because the media is fucking unimaginative. C'mon guys, Babbitt is totally the next Wes Welker.
Raptors @ Kings - You gonna do anything with that Beno Udrih?
Spurs @ Clippers - DeJuan Blair and DeAndre Jordan combine for 32 rebounds and 3 points.
and yesterday's previews all of which were presumably 100% accurate:
Heat @ Nets - Mikhail Prokhorov is not pleased with you meddling in his plans, Mr. Riley. Now, how many Jordan Farmars will it take for you to change your mind?
Mavericks @ Clippers - Eric Bledsoe's inexperience shows as Jason Kidd pulls off the "your shoes are untied" trick in the 1st quarter and then again in the 3rd.
Jazz @ Thunder - 2% of those in attendance are wearing some form of blackface for Halloween but it's totally cool cuz their black friend said it was hilarious.
Warriors @ Lakers - Monta Ellis goes for 50 points. Warriors lose by 30.