Cavaliers @ Pacers - Brandon Rush elevates his game to levels only previously seen by Kareem Rush.
Hawks @ Nets - Avery Johnson tells Joe Johnson how much he'd have loved to have him on the Nets. Unfortunately, the slanguage barrier leads Joe to think Avery wants to bake him into a pie.
76ers @ Wizards - Spencer Hawes goes to Madame Tussaud's wax museum and is mistaken for an exhibit.
Bobcats @ Knicks - Raymond Felton shows up his former team with 31 minutes played.
Pistons @ Mavericks - Tayshaun Prince gets Jason Terry with a chase-down block. Later, Tayshaun Prince gets Jason Terry with a chase-down block. Later, Tayshaun Prince gets Jason Terry with a chase-down block...
Bulls @ Lakers - Joakim Noah and Pau Gasol get their split-ends tangled. It takes a team of surgeons four hours to de-siamese the players.
haha de-siamese. i'm going to borrow that.
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