Wednesday, July 7, 2010

LeBron's Decision Special

Are you ready for the most contrived "sports" event of the year? No, I'm not talking about the NHL All-Star SuperSkills Competition. It can only be the Lebrongasm set to air at 9pm EST Thursday on ESPN. You should read the aforementioned article if for nothing else than the whole "ESPN's Chris Broussard has learned through independent sources that LeBron will announce his decision on ESPN" thing. MYSTIFYING.

Anyways, here's the advance taping. SPOILER ALERT.

Click to ENLARGE

here's the alternate ending:


  1. Last two pic's made me lol in my state of highsdfjsda. Refrigerator. Hehe.

  2. That might be the greatest picture of Wilbon I've ever seen.

  3. The talking-head-attention-hungry-whore-I-think-I'm-a-reporter-types act like somehow claiming credit for "breaking" news first (while remaining big pussies by avoiding naming their "inside sources") is more important than getting on with the damn story.

    Chris Broussard more so than others. One such appearance on ESPN:

    Blond host lady: "Breaking news coming out of LA: Phil Jackson is returning to the Lakers. Here’s Chris with more.”

    Assard: "I also just got off the phone to confirm that Phil is indeed returning. I'm a self-centered prick who can’t get over the fact that I didn't break the news first, and I certainly don’t want to credit the other prick who did. Now onto the story, but first Shelley Smith reporting from under Lebron’s car. I wonder how she fit down there”

    OK, I made up the latter portion, but noone would've noticed.

  4. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You so funny.
    LOVE the last pic.

    SO sick of hearing about LeBron. STFU. Or pass me some of your millions....

  5. That last pic made me lose my shit.