Heat @ Celtics - No matter who wins, many writers will embarrass themselves with fiercely stupid characterizations about players on teams competing in October. I will do the same WITH PICTURES. Happy opening night.
Suns @ Trail Blazers – Hedo Turkoglu has some bad news for Alvin Gentry, unless Gentry enjoys looking at 5 months of vacation photos. In which case he has FANTASTIC news.
Rockets @ Lakers - Yao Ming taunts Andrew Bynum with his ability to briefly leave the ground without the aid of winged-devices.