Nuggets @ Pacers - Dahntay Jones is terribly sorry for whatever he did to be banished from Denver to Indiana. Was it not enough tattoos? It was probably not enough tattoos.
Cavaliers @ Nets - Jamario Moon vs Travis Outlaw in what has to be the ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Jazz @ Heat - Erik Spoelstra is completely outcoached by Jerry Sloan. The Heat only win by 15.
Knicks @ Bucks - Though he doesn't play, Eddy Curry makes the trip for the venison.
Clippers @ Hornets - CP3 gives in to fan demand and throws a lob to Blake Griffin.
Pistons @ Trail Blazers - Greg Monroe is the lumbering Center that looks double his age wearing BLUE.
Greg Oden is the lumbering Center that looks double his age wearing street clothes.
I'm pretty sure about this.
Timberwolves @ Lakers - Lakers go 8-0. Don't stay up.