Jazz @ Hawks - Andrei Kirilenko tells Josh Smith he reminds Andrei of himself when he was younger. Josh Smith spends the game sobbing quietly in the locker room.
Rockets @ Pacers - Roy Hibbert Jr is arrested for impeding traffic during a 3rd quarter possession.
Knicks @ Timberwolves - Michael Beasley places his head through the arm-hole of his jersey and spends the next 10 minutes wrestling himself free. Corey Brewer smiles for the first time in weeks.
Raptors @ Magic - Content to make the same mistake four times, Brian Colangelo offers a $50 million extension to Mickael Pietrus if he can work a trade.
Bobcats @ Wizards - Continuing his feel-good story, Shaun Livingston defeats his former team and then uses his lemonade stand earnings to rescue a puppy from the pound.
76ers @ Mavericks - Elton Brand makes the trip just to boo the Cowboys.
Kings @ Suns - Jan Brewer personally deports Francisco Garcia.
Trail Blazers @ Thunder - The Blazers front office now roll their eyes when they say they'd draft Greg Oden over Kevin Durant all over again.
Pistons @ Clippers - Rodney Stuckey concludes he will never be comfortable playing Point Guard with a name like "Rodney Stuckey."