Friday, November 12, 2010

Tonight's Preview

Jazz @ Hawks - Andrei Kirilenko tells Josh Smith he reminds Andrei of himself when he was younger. Josh Smith spends the game sobbing quietly in the locker room.

Rockets @ Pacers - Roy Hibbert Jr is arrested for impeding traffic during a 3rd quarter possession.

Knicks @ Timberwolves - Michael Beasley places his head through the arm-hole of his jersey and spends the next 10 minutes wrestling himself free. Corey Brewer smiles for the first time in weeks.

Raptors @ Magic - Content to make the same mistake four times, Brian Colangelo offers a $50 million extension to Mickael Pietrus if he can work a trade.

Bobcats @ Wizards - Continuing his feel-good story, Shaun Livingston defeats his former team and then uses his lemonade stand earnings to rescue a puppy from the pound.

76ers @ Mavericks - Elton Brand makes the trip just to boo the Cowboys.

Kings @ Suns - Jan Brewer personally deports Francisco Garcia.

Trail Blazers @ Thunder - The Blazers front office now roll their eyes when they say they'd draft Greg Oden over Kevin Durant all over again.

Pistons @ Clippers - Rodney Stuckey concludes he will never be comfortable playing Point Guard with a name like "Rodney Stuckey."


  1. Just wanted to say that I think your doing a great job. Your pics/commentary on games is always on point.

    You da man homie

  2. love the previews.

    missing the captions.

    you okay funk? i'm worried about you.

  3. Yeah we are going to need some captions from that Bos-Miami game between KG, Shaq, LeBron, and RuPaul, excuse me, Chris Bosh being on the floor all in one game.

  4. I'm on it. Had a busy M-F, but I'll try to catch up in the next two days.