Jazz @ Bobcats - Eduardo Najera and Raja Bell are involved in the first double-Flagrant of the season.
Magic @ Nets - Despite being released long ago, Sean Williams shows up in the Nets' locker room like nothing happened. Nobody is brave enough to say anything about it.
Pacers @ Cavaliers - The Pacers are shocked to learn that the Cavs have an entire roster of TJ Fords.
Raptors @ Heat - Much like how top-predators will play with their prey, LeBron and Wade let Bosh go for 40 points against his former team.
Wizards @ Bulls - John Wall and Derrick Rose have a phenomenal back-and-forth battle. In the end, the winner is Adidas.
Celtics @ Grizzlies - All the comparisons to Paul Pierce stop when Xavier Henry is spotted lifting a free weight. Xavier swears he was just picking it up off the ground and promises to never do it again.
Blazers @ Hornets - Marco Belinelli does absolutely nothing productive. Everyone has a good laugh. Except Chris Paul.
Warriors @ Bucks - Keyon Dooling embraces the Bay Area trend of "Going Dumb." He would never recover.
76ers @ Spurs - Richard Jefferson, failing to understand the concept of swinging the ball around the perimeter, continues defecating at the top of the key.
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