Hawks @ Knicks - Amar'e Stoudemire and Joe Johnson have a money fight. There are no losers in a money fight.
Magic @ Wizards - Javale McGee and Dwight Howard are awarded a block on the same play.
Grizzlies @ Cavaliers - Rudy Gay's in-game dunks give Cleveland a performance of the likes they haven't seen since June of earlier this year.
Nets @ 76ers - The Derrick Favors vs Evan Turner matchup distracts everyone from some truly terrible basketball being played.
Warriors @ Timberwolves - Jeremy Lin spends all game playing games on a TI-83+ graphing calculator. He beats Nibbles before half time.
Heat @ Mavericks - LeBron tells Dirk he'd much rather have him than Chris Bosh. Chris Bosh nods in agreement because LeBron said so.
Bobcats @ Bucks - Dominic McGuire is forced to relinquish his "Taser" nickname when one of Corey Maggette's shots knocks a spectator unconscious.
Bulls @ Kings - Hassan Whiteside blocks a Derrick Rose layup and it only took him five fouls in nine minutes to do it.