Tonight's Preview

Hawks @ Raptors - Jordan Crawford and Ed Davis are the only players on either roster to show up without a hangover or still drunk. Rookie mistake.

Knicks @ Pistons - Everything changes for the Pistons when Rip Hamilton finds out how to set a screen for himself.

Spurs @ Hornets - George Hill holds Chris Quinn to a DNP.

Jazz @ Clippers - Baron Davis gives Deron Williams a tour of all local beard trimming establishments.

Trail Blazers @ Nets - Travis Outlaw greets his old team the same way he did while he was with them: with Pitbulls.

Thunder @ Rockets - Shortly after skipping college to play in the D-League, Latavious Williams skips this game to play take-a-nap.

Suns @ Nuggets - Chris Hansen has Nene arrested for hard foul on Robin Lopez.

Pacers @ Lakers - Paul George thinks that all the #24 signage is for him.