Wizards @ Heat - Chris Bosh's Baby's Moms is featured on "Real Housewives of DC." She's the one not sleeping with Chris Bosh.
Hornets @ Thunder - Daequan Cook agrees to loan David West some vowels he's not using.
Rockets @ Mavericks - Brendan Haywood's height advantage over Chuck Hayes proves advantageous when they go to the movies, and nowhere else.
Bucks @ Jazz - Brandon Jennings doesn't care about liquor, but is distraught over the availability of Mr. Pibb Xtra.