Tonight's Preview

Nets @ Bobcats - The Bobcats sneak UNC's Harrison Barnes into the game. He finishes as the leading scorer.

Thunder @ Raptors - @docfunk shows up just to boo Cole Aldrich.

Trail Blazers @ Wizards - Jeff Pendergraph grows a chinstrap beard and becomes LaMarcus Aldridge's mini-me.

76ers @ Hawks - Jordan Crawford and Jamal Crawford exchange jerseys and nobody notices, except for Jason Smith and Jason Kapono who've been doing the same thing all season.

Magic @ Pistons - Mickael Pietrus hits two difficult jumpers, misses five wide-open looks, and has a fast break dunk. I could copy-and-paste this 82 times.

Bulls @ Celtics - Derrick Rose and Rajon Rondo are overshadowed when Shaq gives himself a new nickname.

Rockets @ Grizzlies - Zach Randolph breaks a Heinekin over Brad Miller's face. The NBA responds by strengthening the dress code.

Knicks @ Hornets - Amar'e leaves Chris Paul a cake. Enclosed are all the tools he needs to orchestrate an escape.

Timberwolves @ Spurs - As a motivational tactic, Gregg Popovich gives James Anderson the locker belonging to Richard Jefferson. Jefferson is forced to change in the parking lot.

Clippers @ Nuggets - Celebration occurs when Carmelo Anthony's slightly backwards leaning jumper is officially recognized as a fadeaway.

Pacers @ Suns - The pace of the game causes Roy Hibbert to cherry pick on the court and depart for the team bus in the 3rd quarter.

Mavericks @ Jazz - Raja Bell plays the game with a glove on for the sole purpose of dramatically removing it prior to slapping others across the face.

Kings @ Lakers - Frustrated with the losing streak, the Lakers win by 25 and keep playing long after the Kings leave.