Nuggets @ Celtics - Rajon Rondo out-rebounds Al Harrington and Jermaine O'Neal combined.
Bulls @ Cavaliers - Joakim Noah comments that the only thing to do in Cleveland is beat the Cavaliers.
Raptors @ Knicks - The Knicks 5-game winning streak is put the the test by the Knicks of Canada.
Pacers @ Bucks - Tyler Hansbrough misses another game with Vertigo, yet insists he chose the right profession.
Thunder @ Timberwolves - Nick Collison is getting pretty goddamn tired of explaining the plot of "Inception" to everyone.
Pistons @ Hornets - Austin Daye spends all game hiding between Jason Maxiell's front teeth.
Warriors @ Spurs - Brandan Wright got that new Waka Flocka mixtape. Warriors lose by 27.
Grizzlies @ Suns - While Hakim Warrick has been doing a fine job on the alley-oops, the Suns wish he would try less hard on defense.
Heat @ Jazz - Karl Malone criticizes the Heat for trying to form a super team while neglecting to mention the 2004 Lakers.
Wizards @ Kings - Tyreke Evans and John Wall go out to dinner with John Calipari and a guy rocking a tracksuit/gold chain combo who picks up the check.
Lakers @ Clippers - The loser has to take Tara Reid home.