Sunday, December 12, 2010

Tonight's Preview

Nuggets @ Knicks - Finally the big trade happens between these two teams. That's right, Anthony Carter for Eddy Curry.

Hornets @ 76ers - Doug Collins mentions he'd love a whole team of Andres Nocionis. All funding for cloning research worldwide is immediately halted.

Lakers @ Nets - Jordan Farmar instinctively throws seven passes to Kobe. Fortunately, none of the passes reach their intended target.

Trail Blazers @ Spurs - Assistant coach Bernie Bickerstaff causes a stir when he uses Greg Oden as a coat rack.

Cavaliers @ Thunder - Clay Bennett suggests to Dan Gilbert that now would be the best time to move the team to Little Rock.

Magic @ Clippers - It takes Dwight Howard only 16 rides to confirm that Space Mountain is way better at Disney Land than at Disney World.

18 comments:

  1. Are you done doing comic strips? Those were funny

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  2. where the hell are the captions???

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  3. captions>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>previews

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  4. My life is bleak without constant updates that fill my sorry life with humor.

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  5. He must have retired this pre-season..

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  6. you guys have to stop being such whiners. He has a life too you know.

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  7. Jewish, but all I want for christmas is docfunks return

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  8. Miss my daily dose of Dr. Funk and his captions of win.

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  9. throw up some funny pics your killing me

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  10. My life is empty. Why did this have to happen?

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  11. Is doc sick/alive? where did he go? we miss you docfunk!

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  12. The lord took Docfunk away from me

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