Nuggets @ Knicks - Finally the big trade happens between these two teams. That's right, Anthony Carter for Eddy Curry.
Hornets @ 76ers - Doug Collins mentions he'd love a whole team of Andres Nocionis. All funding for cloning research worldwide is immediately halted.
Lakers @ Nets - Jordan Farmar instinctively throws seven passes to Kobe. Fortunately, none of the passes reach their intended target.
Trail Blazers @ Spurs - Assistant coach Bernie Bickerstaff causes a stir when he uses Greg Oden as a coat rack.
Cavaliers @ Thunder - Clay Bennett suggests to Dan Gilbert that now would be the best time to move the team to Little Rock.
Magic @ Clippers - It takes Dwight Howard only 16 rides to confirm that Space Mountain is way better at Disney Land than at Disney World.