Bobcats @ Pacers - Danny Granger schools Kwame Brown on the "Cycle of Abuse." Kwame promises to leave Michael Jordan but never does.
Nuggets @ Raptors - Birdman manages to smuggle 3 kilo's of Blueberry Kush past customs back to Denver. His secret? Hiding it in Anthony Carter.
Knicks @ Wizards - After visiting the Holocaust Museum, Amar'e Stoudemire tries to show his respects with a numerical tattoo. This doesn't go over very well.
Lakers @ Bulls - Fun fact: The Bulls and Lakers got their names from the 1991 Sega Genesis game.
Pistons @ Mavericks - Alex Ajinca chills the lockerroom bumping "Immobilarity" on his iPod.
Thunder @ Hornets - Trevor Ariza rises to the challenge, assesses the challenge, and politely asks if he can change his mind about the challenge.
Rockets @ Bucks - Brad Miller shoots a mascot. In Miller's defense, Bango the Buck was coming right at him.
Hawks @ Spurs - The Spurs' Ryan Richards (English) and the Hawks' Pape Sy (French) would make this game somewhat interesting if they weren't being stashed overseas.
Trail Blazers @ Suns - The Suns regret not signing Scotty Reynolds when an injury to a ball boy leaves the staff short-handed.
Magic @ Jazz - Al Jefferson decides to go with a pick-and-pop instead of rolling to the hoop. Jerry Sloan calls back-to-back timeouts and doesn't utter a word in either of them. Instead, choosing to stare disdainfully.
Heat @ Warriors - Twitter informs Chris Bosh that he should be following LeBron and Dwyane Wade. Everybody LOLs.
